!!ACHTUNG!!_Polaken_Banditten (CHUCK NORRIS RULE !

Mand, 47 år, Storkøbenhavn
Oprettet: 1. maj 2008
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet .

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - No one fools with Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes

Chuck Norris appeared and Hulk went green.

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