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Not too often do you find a truly clean joke, but here is one that has not one dirty word in it. (Go ahead - read it anyway!)


Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A

small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a

birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands

on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that

is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is

neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!"