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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the

animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is

punishable by death. Like THAT makes sense.)





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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,

but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.

He may only see their reflection in a mirror.



(Do they look different reversed?)



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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This

Also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be

Covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.



A brick?



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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesiais decapitation.



(Much worse than "going blind!")



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There are men in Guamwhose full-time job is to travel the

Countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the

privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guamlaw,

it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.



(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in

The world that even comes close to this?)



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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her

Adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's

lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.



(Ah! Justice!)



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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her

husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be

in the room to witness the act.



(Super!!)



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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a

woman and her daughter at the same time.



(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this

law?)



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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines

With one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending

Machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption

on the premises."



(Is this a great country or what? Though not as great as Guam!)



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And some interesting little-known facts:



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.



Who volunteers for this stuff?)



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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for

pleasure.



Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)



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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own

weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.



(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this

research??)



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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.



(I know some people like that.)



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Starfish don't have brains.



(I know some people like that too)



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And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their

arses.



(I know people who can talk through theirs!)